Dear Mr Blair

Dear Mr Blair (or in the interest & spirit of NEW Labour - Dear Tony)

I've heard that your think tank has decided that I should now work my ass off until I'm 70! I don't think so!

Therefore I'm handing in my notice. I quit! I'm 51 and I've had it! So you're officially under notice that within 2 years I'm leaving. Start looking for my replacement now.

I'd suggest you start with all those idle gits on benefits who are too tired to get out of bed, or someone who's paid to stay home by the state for the purposes of creating more spongers.

I've worked since I was 17. Done my time in Her Majesty's Royal Navy. I NEED A BREAK.